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How to take advantage of Global warming and obesity.

'What's the matter with you people? -- Didn't I TELL you to prosper?'

Doomsayer: The end is near!

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

'Obama is conducting Class Warfare.'

"Take him home, have sex...Then bite his goddamn head off."

"Have a seat. We'll call you when we get good and ready."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Director/Action Man toy.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

How am I abducting?

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Parade of Businessmen

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"