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'Mister Dulaney, I warned you not to move or breath!'

"Yes, the force is certainly changing."

Rob Brydon

Passenger offering busman a cigar

"What's new? I just discovered fire, the wheel, and the campaign promise in a single day!"

John Cleese.

'The following programme contains scenes and sketches which may have become unwatchable due to repetition.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Paging for a Doctor

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

'This guy is really good!'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Bob Odenkirk

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.