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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Manhattan Woods

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"We might need that ball, boy!"

John Cleese

Trump's firings

'I'd like a late afternoon appointment please. To give his hands a chance to warm up.'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."