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I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

'Good buffet?'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Trump's firings

John Cleese

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

"You're pretty fast stranger, but that's your cell phone."

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"