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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"Bad drawing."

John Cleese

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Trump's firings

Rowan Atkinson,

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

101 ideas for blotting pad doodles

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

"You're pretty fast stranger, but that's your cell phone."

Standing on sheets of paper.

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

"No, I said I want a veggie burger not a wedgie burger!"