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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"No, I said I want a veggie burger not a wedgie burger!"

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

If Trump was God: "'Jesus' is that a Mexican name?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Skiing.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

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Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"