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Cartoonist weapons.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

The Cartoonist's armoury

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

John Cleese

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Trump's firings

'The DOH is targeting the problem of repeat prescriptions with some repeat proposals.'

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"