Sketch Comedy Gifts

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

'Good buffet?'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

John Cleese.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

Bob Odenkirk

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Finally, after years of disappointment, Terry Who got to live our his 'Abbott and Costello' moment.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

John Cleese

Rowan Atkinson

Marty Feldman