Comedy Sketch Enthusiasts Pillows

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The First Fire Stick

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Divine Desk Bins

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Clown Delivering Babies.

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'It's a chicken.'

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'