Comedy Sketch Enthusiasts Prints

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Stairlift around cliff face.

The First Fire Stick

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Divine Desk Bins

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'It's a chicken.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Billy strip: help with homework.