Comedy Sketch Admirer Gifts

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

The Jazzorcist

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Cariactures

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Falstaff

Wordplay: In The Bag.

TV jester.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"