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'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

No caption (A mime drives a car that hovers above the road).

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Lil' Elvis.

The Jazzorcist

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Cariactures

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Falstaff

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"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

TV jester.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."