Comedy Sketch Admirers Mugs

Standing on sheets of paper.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Medieval King

"Returns"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."