Sketching Aficionado Gifts

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'Yes! That's it! --- Only the handles were a lot longer.'

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Cariactures

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Fly Artist

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"Bad drawing."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Art is a cruel mistress.

Lincoln Portrait