Satirical Sketching Gifts

Just A Suggestion...

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Cariactures

Painting clouds

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Canada Goose Jackets

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Artists of the wild west.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I love your work!"

"Caricatures $20"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Fly Artist

'Are you done yet?'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."