Satirical Sketcher Gifts

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Downturn in Profits Ends in Noose.

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Once Again, Another Donald Trump Twitter Classic

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

Facelook

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

Blockhead

Capitalism

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Manhattan Woods

The Pope

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Politics pre - DJT