Satirical Sketcher Mugs

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Downturn in Profits Ends in Noose.

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Blockhead

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Manhattan Woods

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Cowboy Trump

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Politics pre - DJT

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."