Satire Spectator Pillows

"Look out it's the naked Chef!"

'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"This position has become very important to the company."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

UK/US Free Trade Deal

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Director/Action Man toy.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'