Satire Spectators Pillows

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Life is for the birds.

UK border controls relaxed.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

What's normal?

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Lesser known greek gods,

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

How about going easy on the carbs

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Cord cutter

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

On the brink.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Parade of Businessmen

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."