Satire Spectators Mugs

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hollywood Sign Developers

Director/Action Man toy.

Life is for the birds.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

UK border controls relaxed.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

How about going easy on the carbs

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Cord cutter

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Parade of Businessmen

On the brink.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'