Satire Specialist Pillows

Copycats

"You were hungry? Case dismissed."

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not US taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

COVID Santa delivering the new strain.

'Will you stop saying 'we're all in the same boat, now let's make sure we're all rowing in the same direction.''

'Coleridge'

"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"Officer, wrong number."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'It's funny because it's true.'

Cat holding a man.

'I realize you're the boss, but if you continue to terminate the employees, they'll be none left.'

Protect Yourself Against Random Acts of Violence.

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

Hoaxer James Bennett (NY Herald Editor) as 'The Funny Little Boy in Trouble'

Trump, Bannon, and Putin: who's calling the shots?

Pin the Blame on the Donkey

It's academic

Never Hillary and Never Trump become Hillary and Trump.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Gee, thanks pal."

reincarnated worm...

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."