Satire Specialist Mugs

Copycats

"You were hungry? Case dismissed."

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not US taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

COVID Santa delivering the new strain.

'Will you stop saying 'we're all in the same boat, now let's make sure we're all rowing in the same direction.''

'Coleridge'

"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"Officer, wrong number."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'It's funny because it's true.'

Cat holding a man.

'I realize you're the boss, but if you continue to terminate the employees, they'll be none left.'

'Red Face Day.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

Protect Yourself Against Random Acts of Violence.

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

Hoaxer James Bennett (NY Herald Editor) as 'The Funny Little Boy in Trouble'

We can and should privatize everything: Schools, roads, construction. And, ooh, the criminal justice system. If someone steals from you, you go for a fair trial to Judge Ronald McDonald's Court at Best Buy Municipal Courthouse. You're being sarcastic. You think so? Communist! Want fries with your inane economic theories?!

So … Mort … you must be excited about those Trump people getting indicted. What a wonderful rhyme. Which brings to mind a rap I jotted down for this very occasion … (ahem) … They blighted, they ignited, got spotlighted, but denied it. They gaslighted, disinvited press ... 'cause they spied they mess ... like Eliot Ness ... Y'know ... that's actually not half bad. Boom! ... Indicted! Smited!!! ... peace out, Manafort.

Trump, Bannon, and Putin: who's calling the shots?

Pin the Blame on the Donkey

Saved by the Greek Alphabet

It's academic

Never Hillary and Never Trump become Hillary and Trump.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Support the Ex-Troops

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'