Specialty Satirist Mugs

'Ear, nose and throat' Doctor 'Tits and ass' Doctor

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

Copycats

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

They're Not Just That Into It

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Skeptic Tank.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."