Cloud Joke Lover Pillows

"I never thought I'd miss ringtones!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

First attempt at the Big Bang

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

Discovery of life in the outer cartoon universe.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"User name and password?"

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

"Is it true Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?"

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

Many clouds in the sky. They ask: 'What's all this lonely as a cloud business?'

'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

Angels on a cloud. One has an egg under him.

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'