Cloud Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"What happens to all the files in the cloud if it rains?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

Global Warming.

He says he needs space.

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

Doomed Romance

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"Forged in fur"

"People who understand Venn diagrams." "Another circle."

"Barkeeper! More chick-peas!"

"This is a good jumping off point for our final topic."

Ass-tronauts.

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

"It's a chatter bait."

"Face it, Bill, we all run out of positive energy from time to time!"

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

"No Alex, The answer isn't Posh Spice."

"Here's your problem..."

"You can work together and fix the problems or you can bury your heads in the sand."

'I'm having trouble tracking.'

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

The freight elevator for the man who has everything."

'We're sending Barb's grandson a birthday card for his 11th. . . should we put eleven dollars in the card?'

Fisherman's Rest

Stan the fledging cartoonist was happy with his new art table, but sad about his new ass lamp.

"'Meow' and 'Purr'? It isn't clever and it isn't funny."

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'