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'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"What happens to all the files in the cloud if it rains?"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

Global Warming.

He says he needs space.

Doomed Romance

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"Barkeeper! More chick-peas!"

"People who understand Venn diagrams." "Another circle."

"Forged in fur"

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

I've got to wash my hair. If you don't get out of the shower, Twig, I'm going to�Going to what little brother whose parents don't know he cut school for a day? Going to wear a hat. Ah! The cap in "cap and trade."

Ass-tronauts.

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

"Face it, Bill, we all run out of positive energy from time to time!"

'I'm having trouble tracking.'

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

"This is a good jumping off point for our final topic."

"No Alex, The answer isn't Posh Spice."

"You can work together and fix the problems or you can bury your heads in the sand."

"Here's your problem..."

"It's a chatter bait."

Fisherman's Rest

Stan the fledging cartoonist was happy with his new art table, but sad about his new ass lamp.

Whale with a fish eye.

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

'We're sending Barb's grandson a birthday card for his 11th. . . should we put eleven dollars in the card?'