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'I never knew my fatherboard.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"You are still here."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

A Brain Drain

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

AI Summit

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

The Coffee Tattoo

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

Hot Cross Bun

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'You went for the highlights then?'