Tech Pun Enthusiast Gifts

'I never knew my fatherboard.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"You are still here."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

A Brain Drain

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Speed Bump Ahead.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

AI Summit

The Coffee Tattoo

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Hot Cross Bun

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'You went for the highlights then?'