Technology Pun Lover Gifts

"I think my mom may be a robot, because she said my dad knows how to push her buttons."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"You are still here."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

A Brain Drain

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Robot Robber

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Speed Bump Ahead.

AI Summit

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

The Coffee Tattoo

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."