Cloud Joke Lover Gifts

"I never thought I'd miss ringtones!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"User name and password?"

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

"Is it true Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?"

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

Many clouds in the sky. They ask: 'What's all this lonely as a cloud business?'

'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

Angels on a cloud. One has an egg under him.

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'