Cloud Comedy Fan Gifts

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

"These wellies keep my feet nice and dry..!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

Heaven Security Checks.

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Extraterrestrials Watchers Club.

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

"Iconic Meme Cat #17"

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

'I found twelve hostile life forms. Several of them are fairly close to you.'

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'