Cloud Comedy Fan Gifts

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

"These wellies keep my feet nice and dry..!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Extraterrestrials Watchers Club.

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

Heaven Security Checks.

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

"Iconic Meme Cat #17"

'I found twelve hostile life forms. Several of them are fairly close to you.'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

Parallel Universe Parking