Cloud Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

'Unfortunately it gets a bit smelly up here when we have a mackerel sky.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"User name and password?"

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'So everything's in the cloud now? Your papers, homework, presentations? What about that textbook you have?'

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'

'Apparently it's no longer cost effective.'

'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'

'It's okay, they're holy smokes.'