Geeky Cloud Comedian Gifts

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

The Origins of Everything

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Science fiction fans on other planets

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Shoot For The Moon

The Older Testament: An Origin Story

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

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NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."