Cloud Computing Comedian Gifts

"User name and password?"

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

Jim's Smart Kettle

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out'

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

'It's a great plan, but we'll need a human being to be front man.'

I think you're using the old remote...

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."