Cloud Computing Comedian Pillows

"User name and password?"

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

Jim's Smart Kettle

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

Sorry, you've been replaced by an app.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"What's the wi-fi like?"

I think you're using the old remote...

'It's a great plan, but we'll need a human being to be front man.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.