Cloud Computing Chuckles Pillows

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Cloud

"I hate people using the cloud."

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

Computing in the Cloud

"You think they all look like security risks."

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Keyboard in Heaven