Computer Guru Needing A Laugh Pillows

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

Robot with a sense of humour.

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

Computer Repairs

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"

WIFI connections

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."

Wireless high-wire act.

Early IT Consultants.

"Sorry, kids, this is the cheapest GPS we sell."

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

'No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in.'

"Yes, there is a worm in your apple. Unfortunately I don't have any software to fix it."