Cloud Computing Jesters Pillows

Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

The Cloud

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I hate people using the cloud."

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

Computing in the Cloud

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"You think they all look like security risks."