Cloud Computing Skeptic Pillows

"I hate people using the cloud."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

I.T. Fear

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Privacy

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Big Brother.