Cloud Surfing Skeptic Pillows

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

Crop duster wanted.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Postcards from Heaven...

Down With Wikipedia

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"I hate people using the cloud."

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."