Cloud Surfing Skeptic Mugs

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

Crop duster wanted.

Down With Wikipedia

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Postcards from Heaven...

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"I hate people using the cloud."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."