Cloud Skeptic Pillows

Wary of the cloud

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

I.T. Fear

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

'Look man, no wings!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Privacy

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Big Brother.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."