Cloud Surfer Pillows

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Crop duster wanted.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'It's the only way I could get here.'

Harp tuner...

Heaven - Free WI-fi

"Please remain seated until the Captain has turned off the seat belt sign..."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

A parachutist floating in the air.

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Angel surfing on the clouds

'God wants us to go online.'

@ Halo

'I just realised, we're online too!'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"He's new here."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

The World Wide Web.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'