Cloud Cruiser Pillows

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"Hi, may I offer you something to vomit at the next patch of turbulence?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Crop duster wanted.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Fighting Gondoliers.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Heavenly Ships

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Winter Roadwork...

Ignore him he's just showing off

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

Wynken, Blynken and Nod