Cloud Cruiser T-Shirts

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Lawn darts never took off in Heaven

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"Hi, may I offer you something to vomit at the next patch of turbulence?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Crop duster wanted.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Fighting Gondoliers.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Heavenly Ships

Winter Roadwork...

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

Meh, I've been on higher.

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

Ignore him he's just showing off

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."