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Afterlife vending

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Whack A Soul.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

The Cheese God

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

OHMIGOD!

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

An awkward fear of heights...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...