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'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

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"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Flight nap

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

Everest Sign in Heaven

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

"We're engaged!"

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Just because you were a good salesman doesn't mean you can come in!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"They call this heaven? 10,000 channels of religious programming."

"I should totally appear to them."

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You know...these camera shots are the only photos we have of that car.