Cloud Nine Critiquer T-Shirts

You know...these camera shots are the only photos we have of that car.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

God/Saint Watching Football.

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'