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The Cheese God

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

OHMIGOD!

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

An awkward fear of heights...

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"