Cloud Nine Explorer T-Shirts

The Cheese God

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I still hate you."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Prince in the Afterlife

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Heavenly Take Out

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Home is where the Harp is.

OHMIGOD!

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'Dress code?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

I know, I was expecting something different too...

An awkward fear of heights...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

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