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'All the ashtrays are downstairs.'

'Would you prefer smoking, or non'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Dog on a plane.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

"How should I know? All the information is stored in a cloud somewhere."

Skydive

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

The Cheese God

'He thinks because he was chairman of a Government Ethics Committee, he ought to pass through with no questions asked'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Tablet library.

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Soaring is the only way to fly

"We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time."

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