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'All the ashtrays are downstairs.'

'Would you prefer smoking, or non'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Dog on a plane.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Passenger Jet vs Drones

'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'

"How should I know? All the information is stored in a cloud somewhere."

Skydive

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

The Cheese God

Tablet library.

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

'He thinks because he was chairman of a Government Ethics Committee, he ought to pass through with no questions asked'

Log-in name and password?

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Dress code?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time."