Cloud Nine Seeker T-Shirts

'Just because you were a good salesman doesn't mean you can come in!'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Whack A Soul.

"I still hate you."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Prince in the Afterlife

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

The Cheese God

Flight nap

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Home is where the Harp is.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

OHMIGOD!

'Dress code?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

An awkward fear of heights...

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'